Deja Vu
Have you ever wondered that you are being watched?
Have you ever felt that there is someone taking logs of each activity you do?
Have you ever had that insecure feeling when you looked for content that someone big in authority is peeking at your regular surfing/shopping habbits, personal preferences etc.?
Hey... I am not repeating the dialogues from The Matrix. I am asking you these questions. Because, if you felt so... if your answer to the above questions is YES with a big nod of your head, then you are not the only one to say so...
You used your plastic money to buy a favorite pizza dish, a regular brand of innerware or even your diet control pills and wondered about the co-incidence of finding ads in your monthly bill slip about another pizza restaurant opening in the neighoring street with exciting offers, or upto 70% off sales in a clothing store exclusively of your favorite brand or even more about a new weight management offered by a chinese spa expert with a free trail period? Well I should tell you these are no co-incidences. Even the simplest of daily news letters you receive from these online magazines include topics about items you had recently searched for on the Net. News pertaining to your car remodeling, favorite accessories that look and match your taste, news on free prints with exclusive on-the-net coupon you received just when you uploaded photos of your Singapore trip... all these does not qualify for being mere co-incidents.
My dear friends, as the technology evolves, the things considered personal are now public. Things that were once respected as privacy are invaded. So, be careful when you are giving out your personal information. Be it as simple as a Full Name or as big as a Credit Card number. We may end up in the little embarrassing situation as our dear friend below. Have fun.
[Pizza Hut Joke... This been out of fashion for years and now its back]
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your order?"
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from 17 MeadowDrive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Would you like to have the delivery made to 17 MeadowDrive?"
Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a bookentitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, howmuch will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't do that Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What the..?"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Harley,...registration number E1123..."
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language to a policeman..."
Customer:( Speechless)
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " !!!!